December 2009
75 posts
boyfriend
Brady: Goodnight beautiful
Me: goodnight turd...
Brady: I love you buttmuncher
Me: I love you too carpetmuncher
\m/
rock
I wish just this once
that you’d prove me wrong.
Me: I love you
Me: please marry me
Me: PLEASE
Me: I WILL GET YOU A ROCK
LT: It has to be big!
LT BIGGG!
Me: 8 ct?
LT: 35
LT: bitccch!
Me: FML
Hate is a strong word.
I’m aware of this.
“‘cause what is simple in the moonlight by the morning never is. It was so...”
– Bright Eyes
( ) stayed single for the whole year (x) made out in/on a car ( ) kissed in the snow (x) celebrated Halloween (x) kissed in the rain ( ) had your heart broken ( ) broke someone else’s heart ( ) had a stalker (x) went over the minutes on your cell phone (x) had a good relationship with someone ( ) someone questioned your sexual orientation ( ) gotten pregnant ( ) had an abortion (x) have a...
Me: car?
Josh: Integras. Youuuu?
Me: infiniti i30
Josh: Daaaamn baller status.
Me: damnnn not. it wasn't even made in 2000 or anytime after that.
Me: but it does have a sunroof, CD player, and a jacked up Bose system
Me: is that baller status?
Nothing in my life is private anymore
laurajackie:
Oh well.
Not if it is posted on the internet.
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via misswallflower)
bad. bad. bad.
aaronrgillespie:
Man we all do it don’t we? We wake up at like midnight, or we go out for a few drinks after dinner then end up getting the ever-sinful, perfectly-in-time late night snack. Whats your fav thing to get your late night appetite satiated.
I reach for the always bad. You know the solids, pizza, cheeseburgers, doughnuts. Why is it when we get late night foods we always end up eating...